And Now A Matthew Moment

Here's a story about a boy named Matthew who was really mad that his soccer game was after his brother's. He sighed, and whined, and threw himself around and was ignored by his mother. Til' the one time he decided to lay under his Pa's chair, and pee by a tree, well that's when this became a Matthew Moment. That this boy could be so silly, thats the way this became a Matthew Moment!