Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas

-Number Ten: Decorating the house (with plywood).

-Number Nine: Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

-Number Eight: Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

-Number Seven: Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.

-Number Six: Family coming to stay with you.

-Number Five: Family and friends from out of state calling you.

-Number Four: Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

-Number Three: Days off from work.

-Number Two: Candles.

-And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas: At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!